Q: What came first - the chicken or the egg?
A: The egg.
Rationale:
1. The first egg did not contain a chicken.
2. The first chicken was hatched from an egg.
There. I just had to get that off my chest. Now if you'll excuse me, i have a big meeting with a hang-over in 8 hours or so.
Dizzee Rascal - Sirens (I just like the horse)
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